What to do....

I think everyone has had a time in their life when they are so bored they think they literally might die but they have no money to go to a movie or something. So I, the expert of having no money, am here to tell you some of my ideas of what to do when your cashflow consists of what you've found between the couch cushions and random pennies on the sidewalk.
1. Take a nap
2. Take a shower
3. Brush your teeth
4. Walk around
5. Make a friend on your walk
6. Make up a game with that friend
7. Call your other friends to learn the new game you made up with your new friend and play it
8. Name your game
9. Assemble a flash mob
10. Pretend you're stuck in the wilderness and film it
11. Go to the park
12. Go on the swings at the park
13. Go home and disinfect your scrapes from when you fell of the swings
14. Stand in your backyard
15. Catch a frog
16. Name it Indiana Toad
17. Make a video of Indiana Toad and put it on youtube
18. Release Indiana Toad back into your backyard
19. Mow your lawn
20. Sadly realize that during the process of mowing your lawn you have ran over and killed Indiana Toad
21. Have a funeral for Indiana Toad
22. Post Indiana Toad's funeral on youtube
23. While you're on youtube look up some funny videos
24. After that check out my blog www.myfatgiraffeblog.blogspot.com
25. Then check out my cousin blog www.myfatdogblog.blogspot.com
25. If you're up for a awful good time try Photoshopping Susan Boyle's head onto Taylor Laughtner's body, it's quite fun
26. Then try it with different celebrity combinations such as, but not limited to: Dumbledore and Taylor Laughtner, Susan Boyle and a Calvin Klein model, Harry Potter and Megan Fox, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber and a Fat dog, etc.
27. Hand out copies of your Photoshopped celebrities to people on the street
28. Hand out autographs
29. Scroll back up and realize I put 25 twice
30. Invent the next big thing
31. Realize you don't have any idea what the next big thing is (If you do congratulations! I'll be looking forward to seeing what your creative mind has molded.)
32. Call up your friend from your walk and see if they want their face Photoshopped onto anything
33. Draw a picture
34. Sign that picture and give it to someone on the street
35. Dabble with the thoughts of the creation of mankind
36. Contemplate the meaning of life
37. Write a poem about your intense thoughts
38. Realize all of that thinking made you hungry and prepare a snack
39. Try switching things up for a snack today. Don't rule out unusual food combinations, try something new. Think sweet and salty, hot and cold, meaty and vegetably. My recommendation is a nice ham and cheese sandwich, topped with Doritos. Never rule out taco in a bag. If you're looking for a delicious snack taco in a bag is always a real gem.
40. Learn a new sport
41. Ponder what your success as a professional race walker could be
42. Read my blog post about race walking
43. Wonder if being an Olympic race walker could support a family
44. Practice race walking
45. Realize why race walking isn't one of the televised Olympic sports
46. Phone your walking friend and see if they want to race walk with you
47. Sadly realize that no one wants to race walk with you
48. Pretend the floor is lava and jump around like a ninja
49. Learn to dougie
50. Learn to dance Gangham style
51. Learn the words to Gangham style, even the Korean part
52. Perform your newly acquired Korean signing and dance moves for your walking friend
53. Go for a bike ride
54. Start a biker gang
55. Realize you are a lone wolf and ride off into the distance alone
56. Start a twitter account
57. Tweet your feelings
58. Get a bunch of followers and become a Twitter Sensation
59. Realize you can't deal with your haters and delete your Twitter account
60. Reactivate your account one last time to say farewell to your faithful followers
61. Go meet your neighbors
62. Start a neighborhood-wide game of hide and go seek tag
63. Start a Kpop band in your garage
64. Create a catchy song that has the right amount of "oooooh"'s "aaaaah"'s and creative dance moves
65. Post the mega smash hit on youtube
66. Break up your band because "You didn't realize the amount or mental, physical and emotional trauma this lifestyle would create."
67. Use creative pickup lines on your dog such as "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again."
68.  Realize that your line wasn't actually "smooth like peanut butter, (or I guess it might've been, if you buy crunchy peanut butter!) " and that you shouldn't be hurt if your dog just looks at you and walks away
69. Give your dog a bath
70. Give your dog a haircut but leave hair on his legs so it looks like he's wearing boots.
71. Take your dog for a walk and realize all of his doggy friends don't like him anymore
72. Console your dog
73. Realize he's still upset about that atrocious pickup line