Friday, October 19, 2012

Dum Dum, give me more Gum Gum

Are you always broke? Are you struggling to fund your pop rocks addiction? Are you bored with your plain old job that offers no excitement? Well do I have a job for you!

GUM BUSTER

Now I know you're asking yourself, "Is this like a ghost buster?" Not quite. These wonderful heroes are in charge of scraping gum off of everything. Without them our world would be a giant piece of bubble gum. "That would be cool." Nope. It wouldn't be a nice pink soft piece of gum like you're thinking. It would be a hard, stale, gray piece of pre-chewed awfulness. I know now you feel bad for sticking your gum under that park bench or just leaving it on the sidewalk after it fell out of your mouth when you were laughing, but don't. If you didn't, there would be no job for these wonderful people.
Let me take you through a day in their lives. You can make about 400$ for just a few hours of work. Gum busters are very popular in bigger cities where there are more people, and more gum. They use special machines that remove gum in a matter of minutes.
A Gum buster
There are gum busters all over the world. They work hard to keep our sidewalks clean.

Whenever there's a piece of gum on the sidewalk... they'll be there. When you feel a mountain of gum underneath that bench.... They will be there. When you're walking down the sidewalk and you step on a fresh piece of pink chewing gum... They. Will. Be. There. So next time you're walking home and you narrowly avoid a piece of gum, say thanks to the gum busters who will clean it up for you.

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